Pre-Raphaelite Pre-Hairbrush

macleod:

The world is becoming colorless, why?

source paper - tweet

heavybend:

she was sooo real for this. straight up, you’re not.

langernameohnebedeutung:

bonyassfish:

asparklethatisblue:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

blue-corvid:

langernameohnebedeutung:

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don’t do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don’t really know why, though)

other/press button!/don’t like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Before I… crack them open?

….before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It’s an egg cooker!

It’s like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and …the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there’s none left? why does this need extra tools

…at this point i’m sorry to introduce…the egg spoon.

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

storm-of-feathers:

clitfisto:

clitfisto:

whats your follower policy?

unconditional, the more the merrier

conditional, but im not too picky

strict dnf criteria, lots of blogs get filtered out

usually dont accept new followers, only potential mutuals

fuck you all get out of my house

other

oh btw if you rb please tag with your follower count too!!

claypigeonpottery:

I’m so glad the untitled goose game has a two player option, but wouldn’t it be delightful chaos with three or four?

mariacallous:

ALT

holddthegirl:

u know what’s so real about disco elysium. when you’re walking around and then a thought orb pops up, but you walk past that point and thought disappears, and then you go back to that point again and it makes the thought return to your mind. realistic gameplay

purlturtle:

ALT

guy0509:

why does it cost money

4yuel: